Not Me Monday

Let me begin by saying, this is not the first Not Me Monday I've participated in. Also, I am currently not irritated by the fact my underwire has starting to poke out of my bra and is trying to kill me by stabbing my underarm to death. Nope, that's not happening.

I am also not holding a squirmy 7 month old while typing this, and my husband is not inquiring on the status of the dishes in the dishwasher. Because I would never only half empty the dishwasher and get distracted on move on to something else, right?

There are not leftovers in the refrigerator that should probably be eaten today, and if there were, I would never think of insisting that we eat out today.

I am not considering duct taping any thing that is not stabbing me in my underarm. I am not thinking of a glass of red wine. My 5 year old did not just yell, "Mom-Dad, she isn't leaving my cool trick alone!". I am not picturing myself on a deserted island right now, bra-less and sipping on a glass of red wine.

And last but not least, I did not type this one handed while breastfeeding.